This bold black Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee says exactly what you’re thinking: you’re not here for “safe” advice — you’re here to make moves. Featuring a big back print with NOT YOUR AVERAGE FINANCIAL ADVISOR and cheeky emoji details, it’s a must-have for crypto degens, stock market slayers, and meme-loving money makers.Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s soft-washed, pre-shrunk, and ready to become your new go-to trading day tee. Wear it to the office (if you dare), the next Bitcoin meetup, or your favorite brunch spot to spark conversations.
 
 
👕 Features:- Comfort Colors 1717 – premium garment-dyed cotton- Relaxed unisex fit (S–4XL)- Double-needle stitching for durability- Pre-shrunk so it keeps its shape- Black only – because the drip is serious
 
🧼 Care Instructions (Fun Version):- Wash cold like your diamond hands in a bear market 🧊- No bleach (unless you like faded gains)- Tumble dry low – keep it cool like your trades- Iron low if needed (but avoid the print)- No dry cleaning – it’s a trader, not a suit
 
🚚 Shipping:- Printed to order & shipped via Printify (USA)- Processing: 2–5 business days- U.S. delivery: 3–7 business days