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🚀 Make a statement without saying a word — this “Not Financial Advice B!tch” t-shirt is the perfect mix of crypto humor, trader sarcasm, and HODL pride. Whether you’re chart-watching, buying the dip, or just trolling the market, this shirt speaks the language of every true degenerate investor.

 

🎯 Perfect for: - Bitcoin & crypto traders - Day traders & HODLers - Blockchain & Web3 enthusiasts - Anyone who loves market memes

 

💎 Why You’ll Love It: - Premium Unisex Fit – Soft, breathable cotton blend - Vibrant Print – Bold colors that won’t fade after washing - Versatile Style – Looks great for casual wear or at crypto meetups - Conversation Starter – Expect laughs, nods, and fellow traders asking, “Where’d you get that?”

 

📏 Sizing: - Unisex sizing for a relaxed fit. Order your usual size for a standard fit, size up for a looser look.

 

📌 Care Instructions: - Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

 

🌍 Global Shipping: - Produced & shipped worldwide via trusted Printify partners.

 

🎁 Great Gift Idea: - Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or as a motivational push for that friend still waiting for Bitcoin to hit $1M.

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

 

 

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Not Financial Advice B!tch T-Shirt by CryptoSharks

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